oh god!
Went Bowling with my friends today.
When we finished we went outside to wait to be picked up.
Emz was desperate to go to the loo so i went back inside with her (i didnt actually go to the toilet WITH her, that would just be wrong...) and while i was waiting for her in the loo i leant agaisnt the wall.
what i should say is at the time i had my hooded jacket on and it has lace going up the hood.
anyway yeh i leant against the wall and once emz had washed her hands we went to leave and i walked forward and found i couldnt move.
I was stuck to the fucking Condom machine!! :s >:(
there are those little pully thingys on it so you can select which type you want. there are to 2 black ones and a red one. I got stuck the fucking big red one!!
not only did i get stuck but i fucking strangled myself aswell!!
i practically shat twice and died. Emz nearly wet herself all over again (not that she did in the first place. ofcourse!)
Honeslt it was so embarrasing. everybody was looking at me!
x
p.s. Caz, i know ur reading this so this messgae is purposley for you! this was NOT funny so DONT even think about laughing!
