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ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! its' fucking music not a bloody brainwashing chant telling you to hang yourself!

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 May 10, 2008

Right, need to rant so i am going to do so now before i explode!!

Do either of you parental units have yet to come up to you and ask you just WHY you like the music that you do?!

And if they have doesn't it get right on your fucking nerves?!!!!!???!!?!?!?!

calmly watching the telly-box and one's mother-dearest comes in and starts telling me about what she's read about My Chemical Romance in the newspaper!

And it's all a load of complete and utter shite!

She starts saying things like "i know what they've written in that album 'The Black Parade' and it's very unpleasent" and all sorts of bollocks like that then she starts asking me why i don't like other bands like oh i don't know she came up with a number of shitty girl groups.

So what now then? she wants me to wander around practically half naked and act like a complete slut?

i told that this has all been said before, that they want kids to kill themselves and all sorts and she just said 'Exactly'

MCR have many times been portrayed as an evil cult that promotes self harm and suicide and other bollocks like that, and whoever has written about them saying such things obviously just has random words flying out of their arse because they know absolutely FUCK-ALL about that band!

i have now had to tell her over three thousand times today that i am not going to stop liking them because of something some stupid ignorant bastard has written about them that is completely untrue!

I even had to watch her carefully as she was ironing my Black Parade top just to make sure she wasn't going to try and set fire to it or something. Next thing that will come along is her starting to complain about what i wear, my 'gothic clothes' as she puts it (pin pointing my criminal damages with all the chain and zips) i think i may have to hide my clothes just in case.

i do believe that i am meant to be going out with her later to get this skirt that i have wanted for aaaages but i just have to make sure that it's not to gothic/emo for her and doesn't scream "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I LISTEN TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE" since she now posotively hates the band!

That being the reason that i am blasting them now as loud as i can just to piss her off! happy days, =]

 

She doesn't complain about the fact that i listen to Slipknot so much it could be considered unhealthy when they actually do have lyrics like 'There's nothing left anymore mother-fucker - kill yourself because nobody wants you'  < that ofcourse is only an example but that is the sort of things they have in their songs, i mean she complains about the Black Parade having some unpleasent lyrics but i mean what about

"I Want To Slit Your Throat And Fuck The Wound!" taken from Disasterpiece by Slipknot, that's not exactly a family song but she doesn't complain about them, i mean the IOWA album for exapmle is horrible (and i fucking LOVE it XD). What about when i listen to M.M. ?! i mean he took his last name from Charles Manson for christ's sake!  but somehow she doesn't mind when he scream awful profanities through the walls of my room, this man has offended the entire state of Florida and couldn't give a one fuck!

right, i'm off to play more god-awful music and kill myself because i'm just so depressed i can't go on living for a second longer, MCR have laid down my path to death and i shall follow it and drown myself in the bath! x]

chainmail :IMPORTANT!! [yah, it's fake :) ]

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 Mar 28, 2008

Evn tho diss iz rittun in stpd shitty rittin ih is stl troo!!

 a grl dyed frm stepin on uh slug 30 yers ago n her bdy woz nva fownd buh wen it woz she came bak 2 life n kild hoo fownd her, den trajicly dyed agen.

Now snd diss 2 da anuvva 3 milion ppl in da nxt 2.6 secs den press Alt + Delete + F7 n no ur crush's nme wil NOT appear on da screen, ih wil jst fuck up ur p.c.

Buh if u dnt den on ur 14th birfdy an old man wil cum n beat da livin shit outa u wiv a jesus stick

 

People this is all DEADLY serious as you can all see, send this or suffer the consequences darlings,

i shall love you either way =]

peace and go green!! ,,/

xxx

hehe. made me lol

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 Nov 15, 2007

Oh fucking computer! *ahem* anyway...

Right, anyway yes reading K! and thought that i'd post this since it made me lol.

Tiz about Taste Of Chaos.

 

interviewer: What kind of mischeif do you think may ensue?

Quinn (Allman) "Who knows? a few days ago we prank-called pretty much everyone on the tour, and then the next day someone had covered our drummers bed with ice!"

Laurent "I would just like to point out that it had absolutley nothing to do with Gallows

Angel "I know who did it but no way am i saying! the saem person ran around our hotel we were all staying in and woke everyone up a few days after that"

(this is the bit that i thought was funny...)

Sean (The Blackout)  "I'm going to fill a two litre bottle with semen that way if anyone messes with me i can cover their faces in hot and creamy man juice!"

 

Lmao!! i just that was awesome-ness!  XD

oh god!

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 Nov 10, 2007

Went Bowling with my friends today.

When we finished we went outside to wait to be picked up.

Emz was desperate to go to the loo so i went back inside with her (i didnt actually go to the toilet WITH her, that would just be wrong...) and while i was waiting for her in the loo i leant agaisnt the wall.

what i should say is at the time i had my hooded jacket on and it has lace going up the hood.

anyway yeh i leant against the wall and once emz had washed her hands we went to leave and  i walked forward and found i couldnt move.

I was stuck to the fucking Condom machine!! :s    >:(

there are those little pully thingys on it so you can select which type you want. there are to 2 black ones and a red one. I got stuck the fucking big red one!!

not only did i get stuck but i fucking strangled myself aswell!!

i practically shat twice and died. Emz nearly wet herself all over again (not that she did in the first place. ofcourse!)

Honeslt it was so embarrasing. everybody was looking at me!

x

p.s. Caz, i know ur reading this so this messgae is purposley for you! this was NOT funny so DONT even think about laughing!

One fine day....

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 May 07, 2007

One fine day,

In the middle of the night,

Two dead men got up to fight,

Back to back they faced one another,

Drew their swords and shot each other!

^There was abslutely no point of me posting that^

i was just insanely bored and felt like it

enjoy!

!!YAY!!

xXx

yay!

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 Apr 10, 2007

i am aware of the fact that this is a bit late but........................................

HAPPY BIRHDAY GERARD!!!!!!

there i said it!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 Mar 31, 2007

fucking bitch!!!!

tragedy has struck!!

frankie is ill!!!!!!!!!!!

hez always ill and now he is again!!!

its not fair!!!

my arm

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 Feb 24, 2007

i have broken my fucking arm!!!

this is the 2nd or 3rd time now that i have done this

last time it was my left arm and i still have a bone out of place on it coz the physiotherapy didnt work so now it i cant straighten my arm out all the way

this time its the right one and it hurts like hell!!!!!!

list of injuries: (am very accident prone)

broken arm=twice or three times . bollocks.

once chipped a bit of the bone of my ankle by falling down the stairs.

end of list

once when i was about 7 this boy called sean pulled my arm behind my back (he was only playing) and broke it bastard!! still planning my revenge if anyone has any ideas on how to get him back thn please post them to me coz most of the things i can think of are against the law *lol*

finding it hard to type and use the computer mouse

please kill me now

sealed with a loving package of hurt-nosity

from me

xxxxxx

BORED!!!!!

frankieslover18
frankieslover18 Feb 19, 2007

am extremely bored at this present moment in time am growing cobwebs and may have to attack myself with a cheese grater and a spatula if something doesn't happen to me soon.

the point of me writing this is to keep myself occupied so i dont strangle my cat who is attacking my socks and if he carries on like this i think i'm gonna have to stick him in the microwave

speaking of household apliences one of my friends once stuck a fork in the toaster whilst it was still plugged in and then they got blown backwards onto the floor. i shall not be suprised if my friend is dead before they reach their next birthday

sealed with a loving bundle of immence boredom

from me

xxx


 

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  • Member Since: 2007-01-30
  • Relationship Status: married to MANY peeoplee!
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Drink: No
  • Smoke: No
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: High School
  • Occupation: running this joint biatch! + murdering the e!

About Me:

i have brown hair (ALMOST black) and brown-ish hazel eyes
love being on the computer, sleeping and being with ma freeeiindddss!
totally watch Spongebob! (who doesnt?), they took away a lot of the OLD good ones though such as Banana Man (fuck yes! dont get me started on Banana Man, that cartoon was the coolest thing since David Bowie!) and the Poddington pea's! yesh, yesh i know, sad. ;] ....proud though!
LURRRVE my friends, familly, wifey's, girlfriends, my bit on the side (Gabby!!! XD), fake pets, Dave the idiot - my freak!

my wifeyy's
Charlotte
Ceri
Lucy
Tal (also my neice, INCEST!)
Paige

Girlfriends:
Owen! (yes, my male girlfriend, shared between me, Holly and Carys! XD)

My bit on the side:
Gabby!! x]

My ex-wifey's:
Alice
Carys

Ex-girrlllfriends:
Emily.Q.

Fake Familly:
Nicole - sister
Tal - Niece

Pet's:
Holly - Hamster
Dave - Frog
Owen - Camel
Mikey.D. - Owl 0>0
Aaron : fat guinea pig
Rhi : Sexy fly
Paige : Giant African Land Snail

Ex pets
Katie : Goldfish

peace! ,,/,

Interests:

listening to my music, going out with my friends, taking part in absolutely NO SPORTS what-so-frikkin'-ever! listening to my GOOD music, eyeliner, Converse, Vans.

Favorite Music:

Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, Lost Prophets, The Used, Def Leppard, Motely Crue, Guns 'N' Roses, Sex Pistols, Aero Smith, Velvet Revolver, Green Day, AFI, Slipknot, HIM, 30 Seconds To Mars, Pearl Jam, Nine Inch Nails, Eighteen Visions, Hundred Reasons, The Runaways, Van Halen, Trivium, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Evanescence, Stone Sour, The Blackout, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, HelloGoodbye, Story Of The Year, Secondhand Serenade, Bif Naked, Senses Fail, Metallica, Tool, Ratt, Ramstein, Godsmack, System Of A Down, Bullet For My Valentine, Foo Fighters, Bon Jovi, Poison, Billy Idol, A Perfect Circle

Favorite Movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissor Hands, The Rocky Horror Picture, Show, The Breakfast Club, Napolean Dinamite, Waynes World! 1 and 2 Finding Nemo (i love dory shez so cool) Stand By Me, Jack-Ass, interview with the vampire, queen of the damned, Fast times at Ridgemont High

Favorite TV Shows:

MTV, MTV2, Scrubs, Friends, Futerama, Simpsons, Greys anatomy, Family guy

Favorite Books:

interview with the vampire, the vampire lestat, queen of the damned (most books by anne rice) harry potter, standing room only, Motely Crue-the dirt, Tommyland, how to make love like a porn star, David Lee Roth - Crazy From The heat